MIND-BLOWING NEWS YOU WON'T BELIEVE!

You simply won't comprehend what we just learned. A mysterious object has been spotted in the skies above New York, and it defies all known logical explanation. Experts are flummoxed, and the public is in an uproar. This story will leave you speechless! Eyewitnesses report a glowing, spherical object hovering above the city. Authorities are rema